First Degree Pinstrosity :/

One of the perks of working in academia - Spring Break! I've spent a lot of my break in the kitchen. And I just committed a first degree pinstrosity.

What it should look like: (http://food52.com/blog/4717-homemade-tootsie-rolls )

Nailed it!

I think putting the powdered milk through a food processor would have reduced the graininess. Tastes great. Looks like poop.